[ga] FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER.....
FROM THE ICANN
CONTROL TOWER
'Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar. One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the same altitude. Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them.' Great parody, read on.
Posted by "pilot6" on the ICANN public message boards, this is
unerringly accurate (sans the unfair knock - scout meeting? - on Karl
Auerbach).
Director Cerf: "Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar. One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the same altitude. Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them." Director Touton: "Two? How did that happen?" Director Pisanty: "Yes, of course, this new improved radar system is picking up signals from a different root. It seems Leah Gallegos's .BIZ now has a stronger signal. How did that happen?" Director Kraaijenbrink: "It's not important how that happened, just shoot the bitch down!" She's a bandit!" Director Fockler: "Aw shutup Hans. It's a big sky out there, she's entitled to a piece of it." Director Cerf: "Well, it's an interesting situation. But it's making me a little nervous. I mean, even though we didn't have the new improved radar, we knew she was out there. I hope they don't collide. Oops, I almost forgot, I have a magazine cover photo session to get to. Lou (Touton), take the control panel, will ya?" Director Touton: "Sure Vint! No problem. I'll watch it for you (heh heh heh). Director Kraaijenbrink: "Lou, you got the controls. Hey, let's tell the new .BIZ to ram Leah Gallegos, knocking her out of the sky. This will be wild! We know that small .BIZ won't stand a chance. It'll be great watching the collision ... real morbid curiousity value here. I want that in my basket ... heh heh heh." Director Auerbach: "Hey guys, you can't do that to Leah Gallegos and her .BIZ. That's a WOMAN'S BUSINESS ENTERPRISE (WBE). The US Government tries to protect WBE's. Leah had the .BIZ idea first, and actually built it's worth! Oops, I gotta go now, I'm late for my scout meeting, after lunch of course." Director Touton: "Aw jeezus, hasn't anyone done something about that pesky At Large Membership yet? Hey Karl (Auerbach), just shut the f--k up and make another pot of coffee. And while you're at it, the carpets in Andrew McLauglin's office need cleaning. Go rent a shampooer." Transmission from Leah Gallegos's .BIZ: "Senator Boxer, Senator Boxer, do you read me? Hello! Hello! I'm in big trouble hear ... getting blown out of the sky by ICANN and ICANN cronies. Senator Boxer, DO YOU READ ME?" Reply from Senator Boxer: (Cross-eyed and wet from flirtation with NSI
executive)
/Bruce James
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