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[ga] ICANN 2.0
Fellow Comrades:
We are pleased to announce that the City of Shanghai will host the annual
meeting of Internet Communists and Network Nominators (ICANN). This is a
truly fitting locale for the final implementation of the recommendations of
the People's Committee on Revolution and Reform. We look forward to
announcing the end of democratic elections, the management of all
policy-making bodies by Party Loyalists, and a self-perpetuating regime that
will safeguard the Peoples trust for years to come.
All Supporting Organizations of the Politburo will have their electoral
rights eliminated. One Supporting Organization will be abolished for the
good of the People, and all special-interest groups will be aggregated within
the Peoples Steering Committee. This Committee, of course, will also be
populated a large number of nominees faithful to the Party, and will be
Chaired by a Party Commissar. It is our expectation that this degree of
efficiency will allow for the type of results we have so far seen from the
Commissar's Committee on Simultaneous Translations and from the Commissar's
Committee on Maintaining the Artificial Scarcity of the Peoples Resources.
As for those counter-revolutionary groups that insist on a voice for
advocates of the Proletariat and Intelligensia, the Party will once more
claim to be considering criteria to allow for their eventual inclusion. We
look forward to all Commissars treating such petitions in the same
even-handed manner that they considered the last such petition.
This day marks a true victory for the Party. Accordingly we have now renamed
the concept of "bottom-up" as "up-yours".
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