[ga] ICANN 2.0

[DannyYounger@cs.com]

Fellow Comrades:

We are pleased to announce that the City of Shanghai will host the annual 
meeting of Internet Communists and Network Nominators (ICANN).  This is a 
truly fitting locale for the final implementation of the recommendations of 
the People's Committee on Revolution and Reform.  We look forward to 
announcing the end of democratic elections, the management of all 
policy-making bodies by Party Loyalists, and a self-perpetuating regime that 
will safeguard the Peoples trust for years to come.

All Supporting Organizations of the Politburo will have their electoral 
rights eliminated.  One Supporting Organization will be abolished for the 
good of the People, and all special-interest groups will be aggregated within 
the Peoples Steering Committee.  This Committee, of course, will also be 
populated a large number of nominees faithful to the Party, and will be 
Chaired by a Party Commissar.  It is our expectation that this degree of 
efficiency will allow for the type of results we have so far seen from the 
Commissar's Committee on Simultaneous Translations and from the Commissar's 
Committee on Maintaining the Artificial Scarcity of the Peoples Resources.

As for those counter-revolutionary groups that insist on a voice for 
advocates of the Proletariat and Intelligensia, the Party will once more 
claim to be considering criteria to allow for their eventual inclusion.  We 
look forward to all Commissars treating such petitions in the same 
even-handed manner that they considered the last such petition.

This day marks a true victory for the Party.  Accordingly we have now renamed 
the concept of "bottom-up" as "up-yours".
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